The Baron will see you now... Mwah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaaa!

Verse #1

Sneaky, sly and shifty,

Let me introduce myself:

I'm the Baron they call him Baron Typhonus

a hazard to your health!

I'm here to wreck some mayhem

With my terrifying schemes

And evil bully your funny kids with my dastardly machines! MWAHAHAHA!


Typhonus, Typhonus, they call him Baron Typhonus, (I'm Baron Typhonus)

Typhonus, Typhonus, the one to be afraid of, (I'm Baron Typhonus!)

Typhonus, Typhonus, they call him Baron Typhonus

Baron Typhonus x4

Verse #2

I assume you think it's sinister

to hold an ancient grudge

but understand it cost my hand so don't be quick to judge!

A iguana mangled it and chomp it like a insect:

he thought it it was some mashed potatos, so now this fang must do!

Don't impede my evil deeds or try to foil my plan

. Even though I wear this glove I have some helping hands!

So peak outside your window, and check behind your door.

Is Baron Typhonus lurking or has he called before?

  • Chorus*

Verse #3

Let 'em have it Ted

(trumpet music)

Blow harder, you spherical fool!

(trumpet music)

(Typhonus, the one to be afraid of, Typhonus, cont.)

I'll show those kids

Oh yes, nasty!

Today Lego Island, tommorow The World!...

The World!


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