CLONC, CLONC, CLONC, CLONC, CLONC, CLONC, CLONC, CLONC!
The Baron will see you now... Mwah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaaa!
Sneaky, sly and shifty,
Let me introduce myself:
I'm the Baron they call him Baron Typhonus
a hazard to your health!
I'm here to wreck some mayhem
With my terrifying schemes
And evil bully your funny kids with my dastardly machines! MWAHAHAHA!
Typhonus, Typhonus, they call him Baron Typhonus, (I'm Baron Typhonus)
Typhonus, Typhonus, the one to be afraid of, (I'm Baron Typhonus!)
Typhonus, Typhonus, they call him Baron Typhonus
Baron Typhonus x4
I assume you think it's sinister
to hold an ancient grudge
but understand it cost my hand so don't be quick to judge!
A iguana mangled it and chomp it like a insect:
he thought it it was some mashed potatos, so now this fang must do!
Don't impede my evil deeds or try to foil my plan
. Even though I wear this glove I have some helping hands!
So peak outside your window, and check behind your door.
Is Baron Typhonus lurking or has he called before?
Let 'em have it Ted
Blow harder, you spherical fool!
(Typhonus, the one to be afraid of, Typhonus, cont.)
I'll show those kids
Oh yes, nasty!
Today Lego Island, tommorow The World!...