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Kai is running down the street.
"Kai randomly crashes into Tahu."
Tahu: Oi! Watch where your going!!!
Kai: But I was running from-
Tahu: Whatever! Just get out of my way.
Lloyd: HEY KAI!!!!!
Kai (to Tahu): Hide me!!!!!!
"shoves Kai in his pocket"
Lloyd: HEY DUDE!!! HAVE YOU SEEN A RED NINJA?!?!?!?!
Tahu: Quit shouting, you're giving me a headache!!
Lloyd: 'KAY!! BYE!!!!
"Lloyd skips off"
"Tahu pulls Kai out of his pocket" Tahu: What the heck was that about?
Kai: Long story, I'm starting to wonder if I need a bodyguard. Anyway, there was this accident involving his-
Tahu: Well, if you want protection, you can come with me to the eye doctor, I have to get an exam.
Kai: Say thanks! But don't you want to know why I was-
"Tahu walks off"
At the eye doctor....
"Kai is waiting for Tahu in the waiting room"
Jay: Hi Kai!!!!
Kai: What? Jay? How did you get here?
Jay: I've been here! Zane's stupid falcon pooped in my eye, so I figured I should have it looked at.
Kai: But isn't Zane's falcon a robot?
Jay: Yeah? So?
"Tahu comes out of waiting room just as Kai opens a magazine"
Jay: Whoa!! A Bionicle!!! Can I have your autograph?
Jay: Wait... this is a Ninjago comedy. Shouldn't you cease to exist?
Tahu: Oh poop.
"Tahu ceases to exist"
"Jay gets called into the exam room. At the same time, Sonic the Hedghog peels himself off an add in the magazine"
Sonic: Sup dude?
Kai: Ahh!! A talkng hedghog!
Sonic: Ahh!! Some guy I don't recognise!!
"Nya pokes her head through the door"
Nya: Whats going on?
Kai: ITS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!
Nya: Real scary.
"Sonic and Kai scream for a while longer, Jay comes out of the exam room, and Nya covers her ears"
"finally, they stop screaming"
Jay: we should really go, were getting funny looks.....
(Everyone is staring at them with huge smiles on their faces)
Sonic: Yeah, lets go...
"Jay, Nya, Sonic and Kai leave the eye-doctor"
Jay *pointing to Sonic*: So who's this guy?
Sonic: I'm Sonic the Hedgehog and I love Chili dogs!!!!
Jay: Ookaayy........"whispered to Kai" This guys psyco.
"they arrive at the Destiny's Bounty"
Welcome To the Destiny's Bounty!
Kai: Ahh!!! Wheres that voice coming from?!
Behold! I am the Nameless Text!
Jay: There's nothing to behold!!!!
Sonic: Whats the deal with Nameless text anyway?
Every Comedy has one!
Hey, if your Sonic the Hedgehog, shouldn't you cease to exist?
Sonic: Oh poop.
"Sonic ceases to exist"
Kai: OMG SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CEASED TO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cole: Kai, Why did you say omig?
Kai: Oh hi Cole!!!! What are you doing here?
Cole: I live here, don't I?
Kai: Oh yeah...
We should go inside, its getting cold.
Nya: Get lost, Nameless text!
Cole: There was a nameless text here?
Nya: Yeah, but I think he's gone.
"They all walk inside"
"Later, there all eating dinner, and Jay has just thrown a pickle at Zane"
Zane: AHH, A PICKLE!!!
Jay: Pass the mustard, please.
Kai: I still have no idea why you put mustard on your waffles.
"Randomly, there is a bang and the roof falls in"
Sensei Wu: Piwates!
Kai: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
Jay: No were not! Lionblaze401 wouldn't kill us off that early in the story!!
Cole: What did you say?
Jay: Well, you see-
"Another cannonball flies threw the wall"
Zane: Abandon ship!
Jay: NOT WITHOUT THE VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!
Nya: Forget the video games!
Jay: No!!! NEVER!!!!!!!*Runs towards video games*
Kai: Jay no! *Tackles Jay*
Jay: *Clawing the floor* Noo!! Mah Vid-yo games!!
"They all leap out of the ship, Kai dragging Jay out"
Jay: MAH VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!
"The five Ninja,sensei and a samurai are walking along a dirt road"
Cole: I can't BELIEVE the pirates blew up our ship.
Jay: That's pirates for you.
Kai: Hey, Zane!!! Can your falcon find us a new house?
Zane: Um, I can try. Nya, find us a new house!!
Nya: No way!!!!
Zane: I was talking to the falcon.
Nya the Falcon: CAW!
Jay:You named the falcon NYA?!?!
Zane:Its a nice bird name.
Nya: ......... -_-
Cole: For the last time stop screaming!!!!
Kai(over Cole and Lloyd screaming): What do we do now?
Sensei: We sell all our possessions!
Jay: You've been so cheap ever since the spatula accident!!!
Sensei: I need to pay off the damages!
I can help!
Zane:AH A DEMON!
Nya: That's just the Unnamed Text.
Jay: Hey, I thought we told you to get lost!
Well, I came back.
Kai: Hello and Goodbye!
I'm not leaving!
Cole(now done fighting with Lloyd):Well how do we get rid of you?
"Sonic exists once again"
Sonic: What the-
Jay: HEY SONIC YOUR BACK!!!!!! I KNEW LIONBLAZE WOULDN"T LET ME DOWN!!!
Zane: What do you mean?
Jay: I mean that-
"Sonic punches Kai in the face"
Kai: What was that for?
Sonic: I felt like punching someone.
Nya: That's not normal.Say, what happened to Nameless Text? He said he'd help us.
I'm still here.
Jay: SHUT THAT THING UP!!
Jay: Not you too!!!!
Lloyd: SO NAMELESS TEXT, YOU GONNA FIND US A HOUSE?
Stop shouting. Why don't you stay over there?
Sonic: Are you pointing at something?
No! Just look to your left!
Kai: Jay's parent's place?
Jay: NO! Not there!!!
"They all walk towards Ed+Edna's Scrapyard, Nya dragging Jay"
(the ninjas, Nya, Sonic and Nameless Text are at Ed+Ednas scrap yard)
Edna: I'm so glad you could make it!!!
Jay: Yeah, Mom okay. Could you go away now? I hear there having a spoon sale-
Edna: SPOON SALE?!?! Ed, get the car, lets go!!
(Ed and Edna drive away)
Zane:Is there really a spoon sale?
Nya: Thats not very nice. I like your parents.
Aww.... I was going to go too. I like spoons.
Cole: Okay, Nameless text!!Please shove a shut up!
Kai: So, were are we gonna go while our ship gets repaired?
Aren't we staying here?
Sonic: No, Lets go to France.
Nya: What's in France?
The Eiffel Tower?
Sensei: That does not fit the budget. Lets twy something else.
(Lord Garmadon enters junk yard)
Garmadon: HELLO!! How are my favorite-
Ninjas other than Lloyd & Sensei: NINJAAAAA-GO!!!!!!
(they all crash into Garmadon)
Garmadon: DAH!! What did I do?!
(the ninja stop spinning)
Nya: Well. What do you want?
Garmadon: I was just stopping in to see Lloyd!!
(Lloyd gives Garmadon a hug)
Jay: SHUT IT NAMELESS TEXT!!!!
Garmadon: Nameless Text is here? How are you?
Not bad Garmadon.And you?
Kai: You know each other?
Yes, we've known each other since-
(a shadow falls over the scrapyard)
Zane: What now?
???: I AM MAKUTA TERIDAX!!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!
Garmadon: Are you a bad guy?
Makuta: Yes I am. And I AM HERE TO DESTROY YOU!!!!!
Garmadon(rolling his eyes): I'd like to see you try!!!
(Makuta steps on Garmadon)
Kai: OH MY GOSH GARMADON WAS JUST CRUSHED BY A GIANT METAL MONSTER!!!!!!!
Nya: What? I could have done that.
Makuta: MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!! I WILL RULE NINJAGO!!!!!!
Sonic: Wait, this is a Ninjago comedy, shouldn't you cease to exist?
Makuta: NO! HA HA HA!!!!
Lloyd: Oh poop.
(Randomly, an Endermen appears)
Jay:Hey!! An Endermen!! Can I have your autograph?!
Endermen(Staring at Jay): ..............
Jay: Okay, thats creepy.
Makuta: AN ENDERMEN!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH???
Jay: I tried. He wouldn't give it to me.
(The Endermen looks Makuta in the eye.It makes a screeching sound and starts attacking him.)
Cole: GO ENDERMEN!!!!
Makuta: DAH!!! I WILL RETURN!!!!
(Makuta dissapears in a puff of smoke*)
Nya: Whoo hoo!! I love Endermen!!!
Jay:*looking uneasy* So when you say love...
Lloyd: WANNA JOIN OUR GROUP?!?!?
Kai: For the last time, BEAT IT NAMELESS TEXT!!!!
Sonic: So, is Endermen coming with us?
(Endermen nods distantly)
Cole: Okay!!! Now lets leave before Jay"s parents come back....
(they leave Ed+Edna's scrap yard)
(Everyone is walking along a dirt road(again), this time with Lord Garmadon)
Garmadon: I HATE THAT MAKUTA GUY!!!!!
Jay: Calm down Garmy!!! Enderman took care of it!
Garmadon: DON"T CALL ME GARMY!!!!
Jay:Geez!Whats the big deal?
Zane: Sensei, is the Destiny's Bounty repaired?
Sensei:Yes, now I just have to wemember were I pawked it.
Sensei: I fowgot were it is....
Sonic:Great. Just great.
Garmadon: Wait, this is a Ninjago comedy, shouldn't you cease to exist?
Sonic:No! MWA HA HA HAHA!!!!!
(Sonic ceases to exist anyway)
Cole: I'm glad hes gone!
Nya:Yeah, he was a creep.
I think he was pretty cool!!!
Jay: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!?!?!?!?!
Actually, this was the first time...
Lloyd: LOOK AT THE HITCHIKERS!!!!!!
Cole: We've passed about 42 already, Lloyd!
Lloyd: NO!! LOOK!!!!!
(Enderman is attacking two Hitchikers)
Kai: No. No! Enderman, stop!!
(Enderman screeches at Kai)
Kai: Okay, okay....
Hitchiker1: HELP ME CHIP!!!!!
Chip: I'LL SAVE YOU PICKLES!!!!
Zane:His name is Pickles?
(Chip hits Enderman and he dissapears in a puff of purple smoke)
Pickles: Hey, can we follow you guys? Our car ran out of gas.....
Sensei: Of course you can! You just need to pay a fine-
Sensei: All right fine!!!
2 hours later......
(Chip and Pickles are singing "It's a hard knock life")
Jay: Could you PLEASE be quiet?
(Chip and Pickles are quiet for 62 seconds, then they start singing again, this time Garmadon joins in)
Jay: AHH!! How could it get any worse?!
Nya:It's a hard knock life...
Jay: NOT YOU TOO!!!!!
(Jay punches Kai in the face)
Jay: For the last time, Nameless Text! SHUT. UP!!
(Jay,Kai,Zane,Cole,Lloyd, Nya, Sensei, Garmadon, Namless text, Chip, and Pickles are STILL looking for the Destiny's Bounty)
Kai: Sensei, are you SURE you don't know were it's parked?
Sensei: Yes, but I might remember after I eat these prunes.....
Lloyd: I HATE PRUNES!!!! GIMME CANDY!!!!!
Cole:You can have candy when we find the ship.
I could show you where the shp is...
Jay: Nameless Text? Can you do me a favor?
(Jay hits his face on the side of the Destiny's Bounty)
See? If you had listened to me, you wouldn't have crashed into it!
Pickles: Can we stay with you ?
( The Hitchhikers run into the ship)
Nya: Uh, how long are they staying?
Zane: However long they need to stay.
Nya: Well, could you tell Chip to take a shower? He smells like cat food.
(Something red flies threw the air)
Cole:What was that?
(An Angry Bird lands at his feet, giving Cole the evil-eye)
Cole: YAG!!! START THE SHIP!!!!
(More angry birds fall from the sky and everyone runs inside)
Jay: Ahh... Mah video games....
(He flips on the T.V)
Kai: This isn't the best time for video games,Jay!!!!
Someone do something!!!!
Cole: Well your not doing anything!
I'm just a Nameless Text!! I'm not that powerful.
(The ship lifts off the ground)
Zane: Who is driving?
Lloyd: IT'S JUST LIKE A BUMPER CART!!!!!!!
Cole: Get him out of the drivers seat!!
(They have a slap-fest and finally, Jay gets into the seat)
Kai:AW MAN! I wanted to drive.
Jay: Like you could.
Kai:Well you can't drive either.
Jay: Oh yeah? Watch me!
(Jay crashes into a billboard)
Still in the running
- Nameless Text
- Darchitecht/Bob the mission giver
Dead/ Not returning(If everyone asks for a character back, I will return them!)
- Doofenshmirtz - Off creating petty evil.
- Named Text - Killed by Lionblaze
- Ed - looking for spoon convention
- Edna - looking for spoon convention
- Davinchi - Heck, who cares?
- Nyan Cat - Eaten by passing (angry) birds
- Samukai - Killed by fall from Enterprise
- Captain Kirk - Just gone.
- Spock - See above.
- Bones - See above.
Ceased to exist and returning
- Cult of Skaro(Daleks)
- James Bond
- Evil Kai
- Evil Jay
- Evil Cole
- Evil Zane
- The Doctor
- Puff the magic dragon
- Karkat Vantas
- Gamzee Makara (HoNk)
- Dirt road
- Gas station of misery and depression
- Ed + Edna scrapyard
- Lily's cafe
- The Cafe in the cease-to-exist gap
- Cease-to-exist subspace gap