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OK, lionblaze, this is for you! This story has never been collected in one place right together, but now you can read it all!

Chapter 1

Kai is running down the street.

Kai: AHHHHH!!!!!!

"Kai randomly crashes into Tahu."

Tahu: Oi! Watch where your going!!!

Kai: But I was running from-

Tahu: Whatever! Just get out of my way.

Lloyd: HEY KAI!!!!!

Kai (to Tahu): Hide me!!!!!!

Tahu: Uhhh.....

"shoves Kai in his pocket"

Lloyd: HEY DUDE!!! HAVE YOU SEEN A RED NINJA?!?!?!?!

Tahu: Quit shouting, you're giving me a headache!!

Lloyd: 'KAY!! BYE!!!!

"Lloyd skips off"

"Tahu pulls Kai out of his pocket" Tahu: What the heck was that about?

Kai: Long story, I'm starting to wonder if I need a bodyguard. Anyway, there was this accident involving his-

Tahu: Well, if you want protection, you can come with me to the eye doctor, I have to get an exam.

Kai: Say thanks! But don't you want to know why I was-

"Tahu walks off"

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At the eye doctor....

"Kai is waiting for Tahu in the waiting room"

Jay: Hi Kai!!!!

Kai: What? Jay? How did you get here?

Jay: I've been here! Zane's stupid falcon pooped in my eye, so I figured I should have it looked at.

Kai: But isn't Zane's falcon a robot?

Jay: Yeah? So?

Kai: Nothing...

"Tahu comes out of waiting room just as Kai opens a magazine"

Jay: Whoa!! A Bionicle!!! Can I have your autograph?

Tahu: No.

Jay: Wait... this is a Ninjago comedy. Shouldn't you cease to exist?

Tahu: Oh poop.

"Tahu ceases to exist"

"Jay gets called into the exam room. At the same time, Sonic the Hedghog peels himself off an add in the magazine"

Sonic: Sup dude?

Kai: Ahh!! A talkng hedghog!

Sonic: Ahh!! Some guy I don't recognise!!

"Nya pokes her head through the door"

Nya: Whats going on?

Kai: ITS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!

Nya: Real scary.

"Sonic and Kai scream for a while longer, Jay comes out of the exam room, and Nya covers her ears"

"finally, they stop screaming"

Jay: we should really go, were getting funny looks.....

(Everyone is staring at them with huge smiles on their faces)

Sonic: Yeah, lets go...

Chapter 2

"Jay, Nya, Sonic and Kai leave the eye-doctor"

Jay *pointing to Sonic*: So who's this guy?

Sonic: I'm Sonic the Hedgehog and I love Chili dogs!!!!

Jay: Ookaayy........"whispered to Kai" This guys psyco.

"they arrive at the Destiny's Bounty"

Welcome To the Destiny's Bounty!

Kai: Ahh!!! Wheres that voice coming from?!

Behold! I am the Nameless Text!

Jay: There's nothing to behold!!!!

Sonic: Whats the deal with Nameless text anyway?

Every Comedy has one!

Nya: .....

Hey, if your Sonic the Hedgehog, shouldn't you cease to exist?

Sonic: Oh poop.

"Sonic ceases to exist"

Kai: OMG SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CEASED TO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cole: Kai, Why did you say omig?

Kai: Oh hi Cole!!!! What are you doing here?

Cole: I live here, don't I?

Kai: Oh yeah...

We should go inside, its getting cold.

Nya: Get lost, Nameless text!

Fine

Cole: There was a nameless text here?

Nya: Yeah, but I think he's gone.

Cole: Huh.

"They all walk inside"


"Later, there all eating dinner, and Jay has just thrown a pickle at Zane"

Zane: AHH, A PICKLE!!!

Falcon: CAW!

Jay: Pass the mustard, please.

Kai: I still have no idea why you put mustard on your waffles.

Nya: Ew.

"Randomly, there is a bang and the roof falls in"

Sensei Wu: Piwates!

Kai: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!

Jay: No were not! Lionblaze401 wouldn't kill us off that early in the story!!

Cole: What did you say?

Jay: Well, you see-

"Another cannonball flies threw the wall"

Zane: Abandon ship!

Jay: NOT WITHOUT THE VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!

Nya: Forget the video games!

Jay: No!!! NEVER!!!!!!!*Runs towards video games*

Kai: Jay no! *Tackles Jay*

Jay: *Clawing the floor* Noo!! Mah Vid-yo games!!

"They all leap out of the ship, Kai dragging Jay out"

Jay: MAH VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!! 

Chapter 3

"The five Ninja,sensei and a samurai are walking along a dirt road"

Cole: I can't BELIEVE the pirates blew up our ship.

Jay: That's pirates for you.

Kai: Hey, Zane!!! Can your falcon find us a new house?

Zane: Um, I can try. Nya, find us a new house!!

Nya: No way!!!!

Zane: I was talking to the falcon.

Nya the Falcon: CAW!

Jay:You named the falcon NYA?!?!

Zane:Its a nice bird name.

Nya: ......... -_-

Lloyd:GIMME CANDY!!!!

Cole: For the last time stop screaming!!!!

Lloyd: NO!!!!

Kai(over Cole and Lloyd screaming): What do we do now?

Sensei: We sell all our possessions!

Jay: You've been so cheap ever since the spatula accident!!!

Sensei: I need to pay off the damages!

I can help!

Zane:AH A DEMON!

Nya: That's just the Unnamed Text.

Jay: Hey, I thought we told you to get lost!

Well, I came back.

Kai: Hello and Goodbye!

I'm not leaving!

Cole(now done fighting with Lloyd):Well how do we get rid of you?

You don't.

Kai: Darn.

"Sonic exists once again"

Sonic: What the-

Jay: HEY SONIC YOUR BACK!!!!!! I KNEW LIONBLAZE WOULDN"T LET ME DOWN!!!

Zane: What do you mean?

Jay: I mean that-

"Sonic punches Kai in the face"

Kai: What was that for?

Sonic: I felt like punching someone.

Nya: That's not normal.Say, what happened to Nameless Text? He said he'd help us.

I'm still here.

Falcon: CAW!!

Jay: SHUT THAT THING UP!!

Zane: Caw.

Jay: Not you too!!!!

Lloyd: SO NAMELESS TEXT, YOU GONNA FIND US A HOUSE?

Stop shouting. Why don't you stay over there?

Sonic: Are you pointing at something?

No! Just look to your left!

Kai: Jay's parent's place?

Jay: NO! Not there!!!

"They all walk towards Ed+Edna's Scrapyard, Nya dragging Jay"

Jay: Nooooo!!!!!!!

Chapter 4

(the ninjas, Nya, Sonic and Nameless Text are at Ed+Ednas scrap yard)

Edna: I'm so glad you could make it!!!

Jay: Yeah, Mom okay. Could you go away now? I hear there having a spoon sale-

Edna: SPOON SALE?!?! Ed, get the car, lets go!!

(Ed and Edna drive away)

Zane:Is there really a spoon sale?

Jay:No.

Nya: Thats not very nice. I like your parents.

Aww.... I was going to go too. I like spoons.

Cole: Okay, Nameless text!!Please shove a shut up!

Hmph.

Kai: So, were are we gonna go while our ship gets repaired?

Aren't we staying here?

Sonic: No, Lets go to France.

Nya: What's in France?

The Eiffel Tower?

Falcon:CAW!

Sensei: That does not fit the budget. Lets twy something else.

(Lord Garmadon enters junk yard)

Garmadon: HELLO!! How are my favorite-

Ninjas other than Lloyd & Sensei: NINJAAAAA-GO!!!!!!

(they all crash into Garmadon)

Garmadon: DAH!! What did I do?!

(the ninja stop spinning)

Nya: Well. What do you want?

Garmadon: I was just stopping in to see Lloyd!!

Lloyd: DADDY!!!!!

(Lloyd gives Garmadon a hug)

Touching.

Jay: SHUT IT NAMELESS TEXT!!!!

Garmadon: Nameless Text is here? How are you?

Not bad Garmadon.And you?

Kai: You know each other?

Yes, we've known each other since-

(a shadow falls over the scrapyard)

Zane: What now? 

???: I AM MAKUTA TERIDAX!!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!

Garmadon: Are you a bad guy?

Makuta: Yes I am. And I AM HERE TO DESTROY YOU!!!!!

Garmadon(rolling his eyes): I'd like to see you try!!!

(Makuta steps on Garmadon)

Kai: OH MY GOSH GARMADON WAS JUST CRUSHED BY A GIANT METAL MONSTER!!!!!!!

Nya: What? I could have done that. 

Makuta: MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!! I WILL RULE NINJAGO!!!!!!

Sonic: Wait, this is a Ninjago comedy, shouldn't you cease to exist?

Makuta: NO! HA HA HA!!!!

Lloyd: Oh poop.

(Randomly, an Endermen appears)

Jay:Hey!! An Endermen!! Can I have your autograph?!

Endermen(Staring at Jay): ..............

Jay: Okay, thats creepy.

Makuta: AN ENDERMEN!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH???

Jay: I tried. He wouldn't give it to me.

(The Endermen looks Makuta in the eye.It makes a screeching sound and starts attacking him.)

Cole: GO ENDERMEN!!!!

Makuta: DAH!!! I WILL RETURN!!!!

(Makuta dissapears in a puff of smoke*)

Nya: Whoo hoo!! I love Endermen!!!

Jay:*looking uneasy* So when you say love...

Lloyd: WANNA JOIN OUR GROUP?!?!?

SHUT UP!!!!!

Kai: For the last time, BEAT IT NAMELESS TEXT!!!!

No.

Sonic: So, is Endermen coming with us?

(Endermen nods distantly)

Cole: Okay!!! Now lets leave before Jay"s parents come back....

(they leave Ed+Edna's scrap yard)

Chapter 5

(Everyone is walking along a dirt road(again), this time with Lord Garmadon)

Garmadon: I HATE THAT MAKUTA GUY!!!!!

Jay: Calm down Garmy!!! Enderman took care of it!

Enderman:.......

Garmadon: DON"T CALL ME GARMY!!!!

Jay:Geez!Whats the big deal?

Zane: Sensei, is the Destiny's Bounty repaired?

Sensei:Yes, now I just have to wemember were I pawked it.

Kai:YOU WHAT?!?!?!?

Sensei: I fowgot were it is....

Sonic:Great. Just great.

Garmadon: Wait, this is a Ninjago comedy, shouldn't you cease to exist?

Sonic:No! MWA HA HA HAHA!!!!!

(Sonic ceases to exist anyway)

Cole: I'm glad hes gone!

Nya:Yeah, he was a creep.

I think he was pretty cool!!!

Jay: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!?!?!?!?!

Actually, this was the first time...

Jay: DAH!!!

Lloyd: LOOK AT THE HITCHIKERS!!!!!!

Cole: We've passed about 42 already, Lloyd!

Lloyd: NO!! LOOK!!!!!

(Enderman is attacking two Hitchikers)

Kai: No. No! Enderman, stop!!

(Enderman screeches at Kai)

Kai: Okay, okay....

Hitchiker1: HELP ME CHIP!!!!!

Chip: I'LL SAVE YOU PICKLES!!!!

Zane:His name is Pickles?

(Chip hits Enderman and he dissapears in a puff of purple smoke)

Kai: ......Awkward.....

Pickles: Hey, can we follow you guys? Our car ran out of gas.....

Sensei: Of course you can! You just need to pay a fine-

Nya: SENSEI!!!!

Sensei: All right fine!!!

2 hours later......

(Chip and Pickles are singing "It's a hard knock life")

Jay: Could you PLEASE be quiet?

(Chip and Pickles are quiet for 62 seconds, then they start singing again, this time Garmadon joins in)

Jay: AHH!! How could it get any worse?!

Nya:It's a hard knock life...

Jay: NOT YOU TOO!!!!!

Kai: Haha!

(Jay punches Kai in the face)

Hahaha!!!

Jay: For the last time, Nameless Text! SHUT. UP!!

Chapter 6

(Jay,Kai,Zane,Cole,Lloyd, Nya, Sensei, Garmadon, Namless text, Chip, and Pickles are STILL looking for the Destiny's Bounty)

Kai: Sensei, are you SURE you don't know were it's parked?

Sensei: Yes, but I might remember after I eat these prunes.....

Lloyd: I HATE PRUNES!!!! GIMME CANDY!!!!!

Cole:You can have candy when we find the ship.

I could show you where the shp is...

Jay: Nameless Text? Can you do me a favor?

Sure...

Jay:Shut up.

(Jay hits his face on the side of the Destiny's Bounty)

See? If you had listened to me, you wouldn't have crashed into it!

Jay: Grrr.....

Pickles: Can we stay with you ?

Garmadon: NO!!!

Zane: Yes.

Chip+Pickles: YAY!!!

( The Hitchhikers run into the ship)

Nya: Uh, how long are they staying? 

Zane: However long they need to stay.

Nya: Well, could you tell Chip to take a shower? He smells like cat food.

(Something red flies threw the air)

Cole:What was that?

(An Angry Bird lands at his feet, giving Cole the evil-eye)

Cole: YAG!!! START THE SHIP!!!!

(More angry birds fall from the sky and everyone runs inside)

Jay: Ahh... Mah video games....

(He flips on the T.V)

Kai: This isn't the best time for video games,Jay!!!!

Someone do something!!!!

Cole: Well your not doing anything!

I'm just a Nameless Text!! I'm not that powerful.

(The ship lifts off the ground)

Zane: Who is driving?

Lloyd: IT'S JUST LIKE A BUMPER CART!!!!!!!

Cole: Get him out of the drivers seat!!

(They have a slap-fest and finally, Jay gets into the seat)

Kai:AW MAN! I wanted to drive.

Jay: Like you could.

Kai:Well you can't drive either.

Jay: Oh yeah? Watch me!

(Jay crashes into a billboard)



Character count

Still in the running

  • Cole
  • Jay
  • Kai
  • Nya
  • Sensei
  • Lloyd
  • Nameless Text
  • Pickles
  • Chip

Switched characters

  • Lionblaze/Girl_In_A_Fez
  • Sonic/Sanic
  • Meta-Knight/Kirby
  • Fawful/Bowser
  • Darchitecht/Bob the mission giver
  • Sauron/Frodo
  • Endermen/Creeper

Dead/ Not returning(If everyone asks for a character back, I will return them!)

  • Doofenshmirtz - Off creating petty evil.
  • Named Text - Killed by Lionblaze
  • Ed - looking for spoon convention
  • Edna - looking for spoon convention
  • Davinchi - Heck, who cares?
  • Nyan Cat - Eaten by passing (angry) birds
  • Samukai - Killed by fall from Enterprise
  • Captain Kirk - Just gone.
  • Spock - See above.
  • Bones - See above.

Ceased to exist and returning

  • Sauron
  • Perry
  • Garmadon
  • Lilly
  • Cult of Skaro(Daleks)
  • Makuta
  • Tahu 

Future!!

  • James Bond
  • Spellcheck
  • Evil Kai
  • Evil Jay
  • Evil Cole
  • Evil Zane
  • The Doctor
  • Cybermen
  • Puff the magic dragon
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Gamzee Makara (HoNk)

Locations

  • City
  • Dirt road
  • Rainbow
  • Gas station of misery and depression
  • Ed + Edna scrapyard
  • Lily's cafe
  • The Cafe in the cease-to-exist gap
  • Cease-to-exist subspace gap

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